Okay. So. Public transportation is never fun. Well, sometimes it is. But rarely do I wake up for class and get excited about sitting next to complete strangers who jab me with their greasy elbows while I try to frantically finish 150+ pages of a book I have a test on in 10 minutes.
But what REALLY peeves me about public transportation are those white trash Chicano-wannabes with their little crack babies. They talk on their god damn cell phones or to a friend sitting next to them like they are trying to communicate with their 98% deaf grandma who lives on the moon (bad reception on the moon btdubs) meanwhile their baby is crying up a storm and begging to be thrown a god damn nipple already.
If I thought I'd be a better mother I would probably steal the babies..but I am pretty sure I would be just as neglectful. But here's the difference...I didn't get knocked up.
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